Wednesday's Child

Although Wednesday's Child may be full of woe, here at DayTraderHotline, we are jumping for joy!
Why, you ask?
Because in 24 minutes (yes, minutes) of trading this morning we increased the value of our trading portfolio by 1.25%!  We are done for the day!
To that we can add Monday +0.8% - done by 11 am
And Tuesday +1.3%
When will you join us?